How awesome is it that today is also International Joke Day!!
Whether the joke is cheesy or actually funny, it doesn't matter!
These are some of the jokes that just tickle me pink:
Why did the belt get locked up?
- He held up a pair of pants.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
- Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Do-you-think-he-saur-us
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
- They each got six months
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- A Carrot
What do you call a fake noodle?
- An Impasta
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- An Investigator
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
- Because she will Let It Go (trying saying that without singing LET IT GO!!)
Keep on spreading those jokes!!
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